The problem with people is, ok, atleast one of the problems with people is that they're bloody nosy - Why should every one of those long-forgotten people from the past pop up to ask questions about my sex life? Did I ever even feign a flicker of interest in what you do in your life?

Why the hell do people want to vicariously fulfill their non-existent sex life by living mine? Think about it.

Do us all a favour and get married to the person that your parents think will be good for you and get laid. Leave me alone!

Back to the living

Feels good to be back among the living
To feel joy and muted pain

And much more. Damn, I feel too alive to write a poem.

It's cake time again, Lots of it

For those of you that know. If you don't, don't bother. It isn't important.

FLAMING DEATH.

Why in the name of the fucking holy god should the world cup commentary be in hindi? Death to those bastards!!!

I want to be here

Dinosaurs with feathers
Dr. Mark Norell, American Museum of Natural History

Step into the shoes of this important paleontologist who’s busy tracing the connections between small carnivorous dinosaurs and modern birds. You’ll travel across the globe with him as he names new dinosaurs and attempts to develop new ways of looking at fossils using CT scans and imaging computers. Norrell will discuss his discovery of the bizarre primitive bird Mononykus, as well as the unearthing of other important bird-like characteristics in all kinds of dinosaurs.

Lecture
Adult
Thursday, June 22, 2006
7 p.m.
Cost is $16, students/educators $14, members $12
Pre-Registration Not Required

Ich bin fucking depressed!

Even more so as I couldn't get myself to write!

A wish, a friend

You say you want to remain friends
Relive the fun that we had

You say, why hold hands
Keep them inside your pockets

You say, Why can't we watch a movie
without groping each others' butts

And why drive your tongue
down my throat

When a chaste little kiss, a peck on the cheek
would do just fine

Let me share with you
A piece of my little mind

I don't wish to castrate myself
To serve your antiseptic needs

If you want me
Take my penis with you too.

P.S: Of no relevence to my real-life. Inspired by another poem :)

Energy and speciation

It takes more energy than all the fossil fuel people burn on the planet in a year to form one new species of plankton
Dr. Andrew Allen

So, whose turn is it now?

Ya, really dumb configuration. But then, looks good!

A totally unnecessary and uncalled-for justification that nobody cares about anyway

All life is one huge afterthought junkyard.