I love deadlines- specially, I love the swooshing sound they make when they swish past....

My ass is on fire. Can't belive the amount of time I wasted last week. Criminal, absolutely totally, unbelievably criminal...

If I get past this, it could be considered a miracle by Pope Benedict XVI, and the gears be set in motion for canonisation.

Don't even have the time to kick myself for having been lazy.