Life, as seen from the eyes of a hopeless narcissist. A true story of one man's journey through life's little pleasures and pointless struggles; a man whose last friends died 65 million years ago; a man who believes evolution has taken a step back after Velociraptors...
This is the inspirational story of his life, his experiences, joys, sorrows, women and dinosaurs; his sometimes hilarious, sometimes tragic escapades and his one true love: himself.
Monday, February 20, 2006
We don't serve beef or pork products
What does a man have todo to have a good pepperoni pizza in a free country! Damn the hindus for getting offended if beef is served. Damn the jews and muslims who react with horror to juicy pork, and most importantly damn the restaurants who want to retain their clientele by not offending them.
Dammit, you are at the top of the food chain.
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