You say you want to remain friends
Relive the fun that we had
You say, why hold hands
Keep them inside your pockets
You say, Why can't we watch a movie
without groping each others' butts
And why drive your tongue
down my throat
When a chaste little kiss, a peck on the cheek
would do just fine
Let me share with you
A piece of my little mind
I don't wish to castrate myself
To serve your antiseptic needs
If you want me
Take my penis with you too.
P.S: Of no relevence to my real-life. Inspired by another poem :)
Funny. But the disclaimer defeats its own purpose.
ReplyDeletehaha.. good one!
ReplyDeleteAmbar, dampening though the dislaimer is, it's important that it be put down for obvious reasons.
ReplyDeletesudha, probably :p
sanket, danke.
Sudha, there's a rule like that? :O
ReplyDeleteIshwar, my condolences.
finally, a post that's not about dinosaurs. so u finally got drunk?
ReplyDeleteSo, is penis not antiseptic?
ReplyDeleteor
Is penis beyond antiseptic?
@latha: antiseptic- as in cold and impersonal.
ReplyDeletepenis is far from being antiseptic.
@i: y0, more posts on dinosaurs coming up.
@anon: yes, that's right! save me!
DUDE...u r done...take a break from SAP...go bungee jumpin (atleast once) or something :)
ReplyDeleteer.. katty, am not with SAP. tis been more than a year now.
ReplyDeleteWHAT? which company is paying for it's mistakes now?? btw u still need to bungee :)
ReplyDeleteWhat ya poetry!!!
ReplyDeleteIIRC, the inspiration lies in the book "Notes to Myself" by Hugh Prather ?
ReplyDeleteI hope the disclaimer abt real life isn't counter productive ;)
-Praveer.
IIRC, the inspiration lies in Hugh Prather's notes ?
ReplyDeleteAnd disclaimers can be counter productive dude.
-Praveer.
yes, hugh prather it is.
ReplyDeleteand let's say it was meant to be counter-productive ;)