Life, as seen from the eyes of a hopeless narcissist. A true story of one man's journey through life's little pleasures and pointless struggles; a man whose last friends died 65 million years ago; a man who believes evolution has taken a step back after Velociraptors...
This is the inspirational story of his life, his experiences, joys, sorrows, women and dinosaurs; his sometimes hilarious, sometimes tragic escapades and his one true love: himself.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
The miracle of senility
As seen on television:
Present condition: Couple growing old.
Woman woos man: She buys an anti-aging cream, and gets her yesterday's husband back.
Man woos woman: He gets a can of low-fat oil, gives it to her and tells her to cook.
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