Geek talk.

Two physics geeks talking in the cafeteria:

Physicist 1: Dude, did you see the interference patterns that I produced from Cherenkov radiation? T'was cool man.
Physicist 2: Whoa dude, seriously? How did you do that?
Physicist 1: Simple dude. I redirected the cherenkov radiation from the nuclear reactor, passed it through the Young's double slit experiment.
Physicist 2: Awesome dude. You rock! Now, let's listen to some daler mehndi.

A solemn plea

Sirs, madams, eunuchs, dolphins, assorted intelligent dromeosaurids and corvids out there, here's a plea; one that manifests a deep longing.

Somebody please ship me, a poor man of meagre means, a couple of XKCD t-shirts.

I was told this in jovial earnesty: 'You're not into anything. Had it not been for software, you would've been a total bum'.

I take it as a compliment.

The miracle of senility

As seen on television:

Present condition: Couple growing old.

Woman woos man: She buys an anti-aging cream, and gets her yesterday's husband back.

Man woos woman: He gets a can of low-fat oil, gives it to her and tells her to cook.

Bastard!

An appeal to women

High heels are humanity's only hope for digitigrade locomotion. Go girl,go!

Women, you gave humanity language and the boneless penis. Now, give us the new cool - digitigrade locomotion.

Wisdom

All I need is a CFG for a mail from a desperate spammer. That's next on my todo list, right between regex for English language and a push-down automata for an internal combustion engine.

Every normal painless senile death increases the possibility of you experiencing a particularly painful, young death.

State since birth: Hosting parasites.
Current state: Hosting parasites.
State after death: Hosting parasites.

Is this the point to life?

On why I love Yahoo! Answers

Move aside all other forms on entertainment; we have a new winner - "Religion" section on Yahoo! Answers.


[snip]
"Science" offers a method by which the universe, and all the beings therein, may be examined to discover the artistry in God's creation, thereby communicating it to mankind. Religion, therefore, encourages science, adopting it as a tool by which to study the subtleties of God's creation.
...
Religion not only encourages scientific study, but also permits that, supported by the truths revealed through Islam, scientific research be conclusive and expeditious.
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And then the killer...
The reason being, that religion provides accurate and definitive answers as to how life and the universe came into being.

Priceless.

Ok, I've declared my undying love and affection. Now what?

The fossils aren't responding. Love is complicated.

Three hundred lives of wasps I've walked the earth, and now there is no time.

[snip]
Nothing to feel happy about. IMO, _bandh_ should be the last stop, to be resorted to when other forms of civil disobedience have been tried and failed.

This is what trigger-happy-_bandhs_ do ... dilute the seriousness, resort to violence to assert the seriousness and encourage people to suggest feeling happy about it.

--
Ishwar.

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Debonairblog gets more hits than wikipedia.

New product idea - debowiki. Any interested VCs?

I graduated to a power searcher

Creation is an act of spontaneous erection