Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I blame the balding gay bastard for my prolonged absense from the field.
A lot of interesting things have happened, from one person claiming that knowing me has been the biggest mistake of her life, to my claiming that I'd prefer Austin powers to Rashomon.
Death to everyone.
This time last year, I was on Tulsa, Oklahama, eating the best doughnuts that I've ever had, and preparing for my trip to NASA, Houston. I was a much less cynical person then, but it probably has to with the fact that there is nothing in Oklahoma to get cynical about.
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Life, as seen from the eyes of a hopeless narcissist. A true story of one man's journey through life's little pleasures and pointless struggles; a man whose last friends died 65 million years ago; a man who believes evolution has taken a step back after Velociraptors...
This is the inspirational story of his life, his experiences, joys, sorrows, women and dinosaurs; his sometimes hilarious, sometimes tragic escapades and his one true love: himself.
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