It's lemon time again, for those of you that understand.

Christian prank-swers

Could it be that tyrannosaurs were mostly plant-eaters, not meat-eaters? The shape of their teeth alone can't tell us what they ate. Perhaps they used their sharp teeth and claws to tear up tough plants and fruits, not dinosaurs. Obviously sharp teeth can serve other purposes than simply cutting meat, just as kitchen knives can be used for cutting carrots as well as steaks.

I was sitting there, biting an apple, sipping at a cup of black tea and browsing through New York Times, when I had what alcoholics would call - a moment of clarity. One hundred percent pure undiluted Jules Winnfield type moment.

I really did! But no, no more details.

Update at 10:09: Clarity lost :)

How would a person that symbolises cynicism react when he, for the first time, actually likes another person who has a "celebrating life" attitude?

For live demonstration, please trace all bangalore-madras calls :)

Is dispassionate hatred a very desi phenomenon?

Gained in translation

Warning: If you aren't a dinophile, this post may please be skipped

This chinese page talks about a new dino-bird find in china. It made my day.

The species - Eoenantiornis became, quite hilariously, anti-bird.


The flash of gamma rays produced by the collision between flocks of birds and
anti-birds 65.5 million years ago resulted in the K/T
extinction. The fundamental asymmetry in the number of birds vs. anti-birds
resulted in the presence of Neornithes but not
Enantiornithes in the Cenozoic.


ROTFL......

P.S: Translation here.

Ground reality is sweet, so fucking incredibly unbelievably sweet.

It's so sweet that I wish I could pour some into orange juice at breakfast and drink half a litre everyday; it's so exceedingly sweet that I wish pastries come in that flavour - ground reality flavoured fluffy cakes; it's so supremely sweet that I wish it clogs my ruddy arteries, choke the flow to my brain, and let me die a profoundly sweet death; right now.

Flippancy

How flippant all our relationships must seem to a third person, yet how much energy and effort and pain we put into them.

Coming to think of it, they actually aren't. Its so true when you are in one


The first line was told by a person whose sagacity I'm only beginning to understand. The second dumb sentence was mine.

Old school

I belong to the old school of zed, /shedules/(schedules),a to zeds, one of of colours and honour.

How cruel can parents get?

How many names other than Varun alias H.Ramasamy can possibly make the child wish s/he was never born?

In short, how cruel can parents get? My vote goes to Varun alis H. Ramasamy. Who does your vote go to?