Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Life of a coffeesattva

The coffeesattva, on the lines of bodhisattva, is translated literally as "one whose essence is perfect coffee" or "one destined for caffeine addiction."

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This, is the ultimate expression of a craving human soul; this is what i work for day in and day out; this is the reason why life is liveable - this is COFFEE... shot in the coffee estates of coorg..

The most depressing thing about nature is its inconsistency.... Unlike drainages that smell of drainage, coffee estates dont smell of coffee... there is no universal law that applies to everything... Nature sometimes behaves like a person who applies clotrimazole powder over his lungi when his neighbour's cow is in heat...

You dont see a connection, do you? Thats precisely what i mean when i say it is illogical...

Some tangential points...
1. Caffeine withdrawal is a genuine "mental disorder," according to the study, which was funded in part by the National Institute on Drug Abuse.

2. "When people don't get their usual dose, they can suffer a range of withdrawal symptoms, including headache, fatigue, difficulty concentrating. They may even feel like they have the flu"

But the clotrimazole is worth it...

3 comments:

Nilu said...

sexual withdrawal ?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, caffiene and sex is all inter-related too well. The zest in sex life is more for ppl on caffeine over the homosapiens not on it.
Those ppl in world who dont like anything caffeineted are so boring and dont enjoy the experimental attitude in bed...they r too traditional and tired. They lack heat, taste, want and passion. They lack the strenght, creativity, fullness and life.

You want a good sex life welcome yourself to the world of caffeine.

Ishwar said...

By extension, i am a sex demigod :)