Lost in Translation - Part 2

Continuing the offensive on denglish, I present to you a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...

Related earlier post

• Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
  
  
  Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my
  wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
  




• This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the tonsuring ceremony of his 10 year old son:
  
  
  "Since I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
  




• Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
  
  
  "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
  




• From H.A.L. Administration dept:
  
  
  "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
  




• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
  
  
  "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may
  not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
  




• An incident of a leave letter
  
  
  "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
  




• A leave letter to the headmaster:
  
  
  "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
  




• Covering note:
  
  
  "I am enclosed herewith..."
  




• Another one:
  
  
  "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
  




• Actual letter written for application of leave:
  
  
  "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
  home I may be granted leave".
  

P.S: Fwded by Hena