For every rupee spent, Bangalore gives you the worst standard of living of all the cities that I've seen.

Not so long ago, I loved this city. I loved the shady roads, the awesome weather, the ubiquitous Iyengar Bakery and the near-non-moving pace of life. All that changed when I couldn't get a steaming hot cup of coffee at 10:30 pm.

Suddenly, I could see the million potholes, the non-existent road sense, ludicrous rents, the irritating wannabes, and almost everything else.

I think I should go to sleep now.