Monday, November 07, 2005

So, how big is Jesus?

This dude estimates the size of jesus christ if the bread and wine served at communion is actually the flesh and blood of J.H.C.

If you conservatively assume that these are the End Times and that Jesus will soon be completely consumed, then he weighs twenty million times more than you, and contains ninety-two billion times as much blood. (20,282,528× and 92,000,000,000×).

Cool stats. So now we know that J.H.C has to be bigger than a blue whale. This means that if Jesus is warm-blooded, he will need 400 tonnes of food everyday.

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